KATA-KATA LUCU BAHASA INGGRIS | CONTOH SMS LUCU GOKIL DALAM BAHASA INGGRIS
Woman is like fruit…
At 20 is COCONUT, hard to crack but clean and juice
At 30 is APPLE, sweet and ready to eat
At 40 is WATERMELON, just one hit will crack and ready to eat
At 50 is TOMATO, look like fruit but TASTELESS!!!

I’m at hospital now, 5 minutes again I will go to the operation room, doctor said,”I will die if I stop thinking of u.”

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, U can take the 1st step to get near me and I will take all 99 step to be there for U…

Dear friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty, so the world needs U after all!

Always listen to your hubby.
He gives sounds advice; 99% Sound and 1% Advice…

If U need advice, text me…
If U need a friend, call me…
If U need me, come to me…
If U need money, subscriber can not be reached!

When U breath, U inspire
When U don’t breath, U expire

Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if U press the wrong button U’ll be disconnected.

1messagereceived1cutefriendsentit1monkeyisreadingit1monkeyisangry1cutefriendissmiling1monkeyisstillreadingit…

What’s the best about babies?
MAKING THEM.

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life
Jaguar in her garage
Mink in her closet
Tiger in her bed
A donkey to pay her bills!

Lastnite I went to bed without U, cold, naked, thinking of U, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were U last nite? My Lovely Pyjamas…

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